Archive for the 'Bizarro World' Category
3:42 / AM
Thursday, January 8th, 20093:42 it happened. Again. Her left eyebrow slowly raised itself. As if it were being pulled up by a string attached to it’s peak. Her smile shifted into a smirk in slow motion. Her eyes glazed over. She stared through me with intent. My night had just abruptly come to an end. I was just [...]
Loneliness
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007I don’t feel lonely, when I’m alone. My loneliness only exists in the presence of others. Perhaps it’s their presence that triggers my loneliness. Perhaps it’s because their presence doesn’t fulfill my needs. Or doesn’t meet my requirements in some way. Or maybe it’s because my presence doesn’t fulfill theirs. Either way, loneliness is not [...]
Credit
Monday, July 30th, 2007Yesterday I made a deposit. The deposit cleared. Today I go to use my card. Transaction declined. It happens everyday. I make a deposit. The deposit clears. Transaction declined. I swipe me card. Again and Again. Hoping for different results. Transaction declined. I know not what has occurred. Where did my money go. So quickly. [...]
bank accounts for everyone.
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006The cart in the image below was pushed into one of the south beach branches of Bank of America by a homeless lady. She walked up to the teller and made a deposit into her bank account. I don’t know about you, but this strikes me as kinda odd. Why would a homeless person have [...]
miami vice.
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006Today is the premiere for “Miami Vice” on the East Coast. So all the celebs are in town. They are having the premiere after party at Mansion which is across the street from my office (which will be closed as of Monday of next week). So I took some shots of them setting up. Apparently, [...]
the foofy dog test
Thursday, July 6th, 2006I’ve been thinking quite a bit about women. I’m single again after quite some time. So I have to devise a new strategy to decipher who is single and who isn’t. Since I live on South Beach, such a test has to hold true to the women that are in the area. Such a test [...]
laying down the vespa
Friday, June 30th, 2006I laid down the vespa for the first time yesterday. Lucky for me, I wasn’t going faster that 5 mph. I locked up the from wheels and it just threw me off. I’m ok. The vespa is ok. On another note. One of my employees got into an accident with a guy who just caught [...]
benz cl55 amg hit by cab
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006I was on my way back to the office when an accident happened right in front of me. A cab came to a near stop at a stop sign and then gunned it right into a cl55 sitting on 20′s. A small, but very attractive, woman came out of the cl55 like a rabid dog [...]
naked in the window.
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006I’m heading to a meeting today. I’m stopped at a stop sign and I look up and see a naked girl in an apartment window. She was looking out the window kneeling down. It appeared that she was involved in some kind of photoshoot or something. She looked back and me as I started clapping [...]
the homeless
Friday, June 23rd, 2006Being homeless is hard these days. Especially on South Beach. The cops are always kicking you around, telling you that you can’t go here or can’t be there. This is why you need to communicate with your compadres. Today I saw a bag-lady with an ear bud in here ear. So I followed the cord [...]